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Total Medals Earned: 58 (From 17 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,030 Points

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 12/8/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/27/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/27/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/27/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Grape Crush Unlocked 9/27/09
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/27/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/10 (80/315 points)

Crush The Castle 2

Acidic Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Air Burst Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Bombastic Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Electric Boogaloo Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
I'm a Lumberjack Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Jack Frost Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Ladies First Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Last Laugh Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Logged to Death Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Oh The Humanity! Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Kill the king first on any level.
Pyromaniac Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Prohibition Unlocked 9/10/10
10 Points
Destroy 100 barrels.
A Freeze is Coming 5 Points Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Death From Above 5 Points Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
I'm Melting 5 Points Cover an enemy in acid.
Throw Like a Girl 5 Points Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Veteran Crusher 10 Points Crush all castles
Golden God 25 Points Get gold medals on all castles.
Hell Froze Over Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Into The Void Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/22 (70/140 points)

Elf Story

Baseball Bat Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Fanboy Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Start Unlocked 2/8/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Arrow Death 5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Neck 5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Extra Kupo 5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword 5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword 5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies 5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation 5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull 5 Points You found the hidden skull!
Beatdown 10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Goober 10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spin Attack 10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered 10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller!
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Shrunken Head 25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 3/44 (15/500 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 6/16/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Line Runner 2

Level Artist Unlocked 12/18/10
10 Points
Create a level
Faster than a hedgehog 5 Points Grab a Pizza
Stiefie Wunder 10 Points Bump into 500 mines in total
Ring Collector 25 Points Grab 1000 Rings in total
Ring King 50 Points Grab 5000 Rings in total
All Together now! 100 Points Unlock the other Runners
Hunter/Prey 100 Points Kick 30 mines against a boss.
Mission Complete! 100 Points Beat all missions
Fat Runner Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The cake is a lie. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lucky User Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Great Creator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Run the Line Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
YOU WIN!!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/750 points)

Madness Accelerant

Facerape Unlocked 9/26/09
10 Points
Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU Unlocked 9/26/09
25 Points
Beat the game.
Pacifist 25 Points Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil 25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode 50 Points Defeat Madness Mode!

Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/135 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/11/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 10/11/09
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 10/11/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/11/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B52 Unlocked 10/11/09
50 Points
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Beluga Unlocked 10/11/09
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde Unlocked 12/24/09
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
B2 50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
B747 50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
SpaceShuttle 50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle

Medals Earned: 7/12 (250/500 points)

Paradox Embrace

Bridging the Gap Unlocked 1/8/10
5 Points
Pass level 1
Withered Away Unlocked 1/8/10
5 Points
Succumb to the clutches of death
Logically Delicious 25 Points Pass level 6
Master of Mysteries 25 Points Pass level 9
Naturally Talented 25 Points Pass levels 1-3
Undeterred 25 Points Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Demon Dodger 50 Points Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Spacetime Traveler 50 Points Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Speedy Runner 50 Points Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Embracer of Paradoxes 100 Points Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes

Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/360 points)

Road of the Dead

Gunslinger Unlocked 10/17/10
10 Points
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Speed Racer Unlocked 10/17/10
50 Points
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Don't Need Wheels 25 Points Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
No Mercy 25 Points Hit 25 civilians
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Road Dominator 25 Points Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior 25 Points Defeat a helicopter
Wise Man 25 Points Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Close Encounters 50 Points Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Nuke Watcher 50 Points Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Pinball 50 Points Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Tank 50 Points Buy all the upgrades
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Top Gun 50 Points Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Zombie Sniper 50 Points Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State
Survivor 100 Points Beat The Great Escape

Medals Earned: 2/24 (60/1,000 points)